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A Comprehensive Massage Checklist

For middle-aged guys like me

Bernard
9 min readDec 11, 2024
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A year ago, I shared too many details about an embarrassing massage I had during which I — how shall I write it? — was not up to the task.

1,200 people have read it, and although I may delete the story soon, for now, it remains available for anyone with an Internet connection.

I have earned a mere pittance, about one-sixth of my typical tip, by sharing an embarrassing story.

What I did not write here, but shared on Reddit, where 37,000 read my post, was that I got up on the horse once again and had a nice streak of a dozen straight sessions with Kylie before the mamasan informed me that “She went back to China.”

It’s a damned shame — for me, that is — because she somehow understood and was so patient and gentle in doing what she did.

As a man who suffers from depression and E.D. and no longer gets too intimate with my wife, it was nice having someone who I could look forward to providing some much-needed, although paid, comfort every other week or so.

I now see another lovely lady named “Linda,” who teases me a lot and almost makes me feel fantastic but does not provide the direct services that Kylie did.

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Bernard
Bernard

Written by Bernard

A married father of two adult children and a Morkie. Long-time economic developer, former P.O., avid reader, thinker, investor, and walker.

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