DRIP — What to Do With Your Bag

Hint: It will wind up in the same place as the one I held tonight

DRIPSHIT image by the author

When it comes to Man’s Best Friend, I have one.

Feel free to make any comment rude or otherwise that you wish to this story for what I am about to write but also that as a middle-aged man, my best friend is probably my sweet baby.

I walk a lot with my best friend, or at least she’s one of them.

I have been married for over twenty-six years, so an argument could be made that my wife is truly the best friend that I have in this world, but categorizing your better half as a friend is a disservice to her.

So I mention my best friend because walking with her is one of the seven ways that I have averaged seven miles of walking per day over the past several years.

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