Hello There, Fellow Contestant

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I’m not a fan of reality shows.

I have never watched one episode of the Voice (although my wife and daughter have), Jersey Shore, The Bachelor, American Idol, or whatever reality show you choose. I’m not judging if you do. To each his own, I always say. But to me, they are pure drivel.

How is it, then, that I find myself on a seemingly never-ending episode of Survivor from the time I…